News on tv
Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last few weeks:
The hurricane only hit black family's property
New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
New Orleans has no white people
The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV
The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the
city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.
White folks don't make good news stories
Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give
you money for being stupid
