At UFC 165 on September 21[SUP]st[/SUP], the stakes have never been higher for any white mixed martial artist than when Alexander “The Mauler” Gustafsson, the gifted 6’ 5” Swede, clashes with the undeniably-talented black narcissist, Jon “Bones” Jones, for the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship. For the first time in his irrefutably-impressive MMA career, the 6’ 4” Jones will fight a taller man in Gustafsson. The tallest among Jones’ previous opponents were Jake O’ Brien, Stephan Bonnar, and Brandon Vera (all around 6’ 3”), whereas Sonnen, Belfort, Machida, Matyushenko, Hamill, Jackson, Evans, Rua, and Bader all gave up several inches of height to the detestable champion. The “theme” of this fight isn’t centered on Gustafsson’s height, but rather, his impressive reach… Gustafsson’s reach is 77”, whereas Jones’ reach is nearly 85”, but Gustafsson’s leg reach is almost identical to Jones’. While Jones’ list of victories is far more impressive than Gustafsson’s, Alexander has only lost once, via submission to Phil Davis, and has never been knocked down from a punch or kick during an MMA fight. While Jones’ chin has rarely (if ever) been tested in a fight (perhaps by Machida for a few fleeting moments), Gustafsson absorbed massive shots from Shogun Rua and Thiago Silva and just kept walking forward. Publicly, Alex is everything that Jon isn’t…humble, classy, respectful, polite, charismatic, articulate (despite speaking broken English), jovial and friendly. Physically, the two men might as well have come from different planets, as Alex is a handsome white man with platinum blond hair, sky-blue eyes, a slender nose, high cheek bones, and actually looks his age (26)... CAPTION: White Warrior, Gustafsson Conversely, Jon Jones, the DUI-sporting, Bently-crashing, Mudshark-impregnating, fiancÃ©-cheating, fight-refusing Prince-o-Arrogance models unpleasant facial features such as a broad nose, golf ball-sized nostrils, black steel wool fuzz-like “hair,” lips like purple inner tubes, a Neanderthal brow, eyes blacker than hell, a knotted beard, and the wrinkles of a 40 year old man… CAPTION: Jones’ Mugshot, Summer 2012 Back in July, Jones and Gustafsson finally came face-to-face, and Jones wouldn’t look into his eyes, then did a homosexuality-inspired “Negro Gyration” (see 3:03 in the video below) to show Alex disrespect before sitting down… [video=youtube;34k2qKQWfik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k2qKQWfik[/video] Jones didn’t used to be this way. In fact, several years ago, his humility and respect for opponents was so impressive that I once referred to him as “The David Robinson of MMA.” Well, needless to say…his approach to fighting, his social interaction with MMA peers, and his life habits in general have changed in every conceivable manner… CAPTION: Jones’ Bentley After DUI Chris Weidman defeated a “mythological” black MMA figurehead (albeit one on the downside of his career) in Anderson Silva, and if Gustafsson could as well, it would be the single greatest moment for a white fighter in UFC history. For all that is white and good on this planet, let’s hope that our brother, the direct descendant of Viking might, can send this foul black virus back into the awaiting arms of his hideous, horse-faced Mudshark (who he was actively cheating on when he totaled his Bentley while driving drunk)… CAPTION: Jones’ Banana-Headed White Whore Sports “Gum Smile” Of course, UFC 165 isn’t all about the marquee fight, as Matt Mitrione (fresh off his anti-LGBT commentary) fights the white-looking “mystery meat” Brendan Schaub, Eddie Wineland fights the non-white Brazilian Barao, and two whites (Russia Muslim, Nurmagomedov vs. Pat Healy) will also square off. In these bouts, wins for Mitrione, Wineland, and Healy would be best for our cause.