Weeping Wussies

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And yet he (Marky Mark) would've single-handedly stopped the 9-11 hijackers?

That little bitch would've put his head between his knees and tearfully kissed his Funky Bunch goodbye before he'd lift a finger.

Yep...all 5'7, 165 lbs of him. :tsk:
 

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Not Putin too?

Former KGB leader, steals crooked elections, now just another weeping wussy!!!!!!!

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Not Putin too?Former KGB leader, steals crooked elections, now just another weeping wussy!!!!!!!
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Putin caught be by surprise. I always figured he was cold and calculating. Guess not lol!
 

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Not Putin too?

Former KGB leader, steals crooked elections, now just another weeping wussy!!!!!!!

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Churchill supposedly cried in private after he found out he lost the election after WWII. He also cried when the King abdicated.
 

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Are you implying that I am not Jesus-like????


No. I don't even know you. Why would I do that? If I did know you, I still wouldn't say that, ever to you or anyone else.

Are you a little insecure?

You think people who cry are wussies.

Would you call Jesus a wussie?

I'm saying if the most powerful man that ever lived cried, it must be ok from time to time.
 

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Are you implying that I am not Jesus-like????
Both statements by jaxvid were no doubt with tongue firmly planted in cheek, right??:lol:
 

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An article entitled "Putin explains tears during speech: it was windy"

http://en.gazeta.ru/news/2012/03/05/a_4026313.shtml


Tears alone don't mean someone is crying. Allergies and many other reason can cause tearing.

and onions, don't forget onions, allergies and onions are the only reason you should cry.

That does not include Jesus though. He was special. I'm not Him, neither are you. Different situation.
 

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Let's not forget about smoke. That *could be* an acceptable cause.
 

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Let's not forget about smoke. That *could be* an acceptable cause.

Yes I agree, smoke, onions, and allergies, are the only acceptable reasons to cry. And maybe a kick in the nuts. It's been a while so I'm not completely sure but I think a good hard kick in the nuts will cause a man to tear up. That's acceptable.
 

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How about crying from laughing. I've seen people laugh so hard they started crying, or at least had tears. I've even seen myself do it. It's weird watching yourself laugh so hard you start crying.

Is crying from laughing unmanly?

No, I don't think so.
 

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How about crying from laughing. I've seen people laugh so hard they started crying, or at least had tears. I've even seen myself do it. It's weird watching yourself laugh so hard you start crying.

Is crying from laughing unmanly?

No, I don't think so.

I think after a certain age crying from laughing is unmanly. A man shoud realize that the world is such a messed up tragic place that nothing could possibly be funny enough to overcome the fact that women, jews and gays, have a say in important matters of the world.
 

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I think after a certain age crying from laughing is unmanly. A man shoud realize that the world is such a messed up tragic place that nothing could possibly be funny enough to overcome the fact that women, jews and gays, have a say in important matters of the world.
I hate to admit it but I get kinda misty eyed watching "Old Yeller"
 

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I hate to admit it but I get kinda misty eyed watching "Old Yeller"

You could make a case for expressing that kind of emotion when your dog dies, seeing as how dogs are the only creatures left on earth that understand the greatness of white men.

But only the first time. After that you should realize that dogs die. And anyway he'll be waiting for you when you get to heaven.
 

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Jaxvid can add Bobby Knight’s wigger son, Pat, to his list of “weeping wussies.” Like his white-chocolate, attention-whoring, weirdo daddy, Pat is an emotional head case, crying at the podium yesterday after his all-black Lamar University cohorts lost handily to a lily white Vermont squad.

Naturally, ESPN played the video of him bawling for his beloved “six seniors.” I cannot fathom how embarrassed Miss Knight’s ancestors would be if they were to but glimpse the newest strand of their once-rugged, masculine, fearless, strong, tribal bloodline. It seems that the “rotten apple” didn’t fall far from the “wigger tree”…

Pat Knight said:
“I can’t wait until next year. But I’m going to miss these guys. It’s been a special year. To go from getting fired a year ago and make the NCAA tournament — and it’s nothing I did. It’s the six seniors!”

NOTE - At this point in the video, Pat(ricia) Knight is attempting to keep his/her composure, but alas, his *******-love is seeded far too deeply to resist the urge to cry like feminist during an evening of lancing her leprosy-induced boils and watching the film: “Eat, Pray, Love”

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CAPTION: “I Told You to Destroy Those White Vermin, My Niggas!”

Keep in mind, a few weeks ago; Pat Knight had this to say about his darling group of swarthy “seniors”…

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CAPTION: Lovers Quarrel
 

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Thanks for posting that video, Thrash. Just another example of how quick people are to do a 180. What a joke that male is.
 

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During halftime of the Gonzaga-Ohio State game. They were showing a part of Frank Martin's (K-State's Head Coach) press conference. Now if you've watched College Hoops over the last few years, you'll know that the media shows this guy as much as humanly possible. He's a supposed "tough guy" type of coach. Yet, when a reporter asked what they lost without one of their best players on the court, Frank sat on the podium for a good 30 seconds, trying not to cry, before finally uttering, (nearly sobbing by this point) "He was our toughest player."
 

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After losing the Wimbledon Finals to Roger Federer on Sunday, Andy Murray began weeping during his post-match interview. Keep in mind, he won nearly $900,000 for second place. Naturally, ESPN played Murray’s entire interview, with the anchors poking fun at his emotional display…

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Zio-Tears

We will continue to see "Zio-Tears" shed any time possible as the tribe continues to make the White male appear weak!
 

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Federer teared up right as he won the tournament and was doing the obligatory falling on the ground routine, and a couple of times later but didn't do any outright crying as did Murray.

Tennis players have become clones of each other -- making a fist every time they win a point, periodically yelling "come on!", and falling to the ground after winning a big match, or a match they weren't expected to win. Boring, no originality, utterly predictable.
 

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Murray is an introverted guy who had a traumatic upbringing, doesn't like the British press, and is clearly uncomfortable speaking to media and fans. He looked like he'd rather be anywhere but there on Centre Court at that moment. In the past the winner and runner-up talked privately with the award presenters then left the court, collected themselves, and only then addressed the media when the emotion of the moment had past. That was the British way: Public expression of emotions was frowned upon and considered embarrassing, even cruel to everyone including those watching. Not anymore. Britain, especially since the death of Diana, copies all the worst characteristics of America. Today, Britain's culture is as Oprahfied as the USA.
 
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