2016 Buffalo Bills

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  1. Freethinker

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    In the late 80s and early 90s, the Bills were one of the Whitest teams in the NFL. They were also one of the most talented. Bill Polian was the architect of those teams and he'd later build successful and White-friendly Colts teams. The Bills are now on their 8th coach and many years of losing since the glory days. Coach #8 is CF's infamous Fat Rex Ryan. Fat Rex, the son of Caste Clown original Buddy Ryan, is an all around disgrace to the White race. The glutton treats White athletes with the same regard he treats his body. None. He's also a huge cuckold who has a tattoo of his wife wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez Jet's jersey. :risas3:

    Fat Rex has enlisted the help of his even fatter, sloppier brother Rob this year to run the defense. GM Doug "Dougtavious" Whaley also helps ensure that the roster will remain extra dark. In fact, Dougtavious has pulled off quite the feat even for the Caste NFL. 3 black quarterbacks on the depth chart with a 4th black on the practice squad! Ground breaking I've read. In terms of Whites on offense, it was nice to see Glenn "Baby Gronk" Gronkowski win the starting FB job. He got a decent amount of carries for a FB in the preseason so maybe they'll actually allow him to be a play-maker instead of just a human battering ram for running blacks. The offensive line has 2 quality starters in Richie Incognito and Eric Wood. Incognito made the pro-bowl last year after inexplicably being blackballed from the league for "bullying" a crybaby afflete. Bully-gate was the biggest contrived story other than Deflate-gate and Riley Cooper saying n1gger. Needless to say, these were all examples of the NFL and media making mountains out of molehills to "balance out" the wildly disproportionate amount of black criminality in the league. Jim Dray and Nick O'Leary back up the TE position. WR Greg Salas is Latino. If he was popping a cap in a black thug he'd be considers a "White Hispanic" like George Zimmerman. If he found the cure for cancer, he'd be held up as a great non-White achiever.

    On D, the aging but still talented Kyle Williams holds down the starting DT position. Let's hope he can stay healthy. LB Bryson Albright out of Miami Ohio somehow made the team, for now. 3rd string Colt Anderson is a WSTD. Colt is one of those guys who could excel if given the chance to play defense but will have to be content being a pro-bowler on special teams.

    Roster

    FB - Glenn Gronkowski
    TE - Jim Dray, Nick O'Leary
    WR - Greg Salas*
    OL - Richie Incognito, Eric Wood, Ryan Groy

    DL - Kyle Williams
    LB - Bryson Albright
    S - Colt Anderson

    K - Dan Carpenter
    P - Colton Schmidt
    LS - Garrison Sanborn

    Practice Squad

    P - Jordan Gay, OL - Gabe Ikard

    4 White Starters, 12 or 13* out of 53

    Grade: F+

    Another losing season could lead to an overhaul with Whaley and the Ryans kicked to the curb. Let's hope so!
     
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  2. Freethinker

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    Some updates. As mentioned, Baby Gronk has been cut. Also, today the LB Albright was cut as I expected at some point. Gabe Ikard was signed from PS in his place. A White for a White but one less of our rare defenders.

    If I had to regrade, I'd take away the plus and give Fat Rasta Rex's squad an F.
     
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  3. Deceptive Speed

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    A shame I actually thought Baby gronk would get some goal line carries..
     

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