Sumo Watch

Ben was also hurried and pressured on many passes last night.  Other teams with a little more speed may well have got to him more often.  Charlie Bi-och better get ready to step in.  BTW, the Steelers should have lost that game, but for a couple of critical dropped passes by the afroletes on the Titans.  

Chargers' NT/DT - Jamal Williams - is out for the season.

Eagles' Guard - Shawn Andrews - is out for the season.


If Zach Strief is starting for New Orleans, that would mean that they are 2-0 with "inferior" OTs...

no unfortunately Strief is not starting, the black backup Bushrod who is struggling, is starting. So when Brees is getting pressure, what do the Saints do to protect him? Put in Strief in as a blocking te to help out Bushrod, which takes out an offensive weapon. Why not just put in Strief by himself? When he has started he has held his own without help. I mean I have heard of using a blocking te to help with the left tackle, but another LINEMAN, I thought that was just for goal line carries.

Chad Clifton looked like he was hurt, bad news, I hate to see White tackles go down. Not sure what the injury is, will know more later.

It doesn't matter that both of the sumo Andrews' Brothers didn't play today, the Iggles simply find more sumos and plug them into the starting line.

Alex Barron sucks, the Rams might have beaten the Blackskins today without his horrible play.


Giants fans don't have to be worried anymore, inferior LB Blackburn isn't starting now that superafflete Boley is back.

the difference between black sumos and white sumos is that the white sumos are endowed with tremendous strength whereas the black ones are relatively feeble. For instance andre smith only benching 225 for 19 reps.  It is rare for black sumos to bench 225 over 40 reps but far more common for whites to exceed 40.

one more thing I wanna add before I hit the sack is I have met a few people who say samoans are big and strong. Well I sub in carson high school, which is in carson, ca. Carson has a pocket of these samoans. Well let me just say that the samoans I've seen at carson did not impress me the least. Many of them are just slender and do not intimidate me. No way and no how are they as big as white people.

Jerry Jones was an idiot for bringing back the TRULY AWFUL Flozell Adams. Leonard Davis and Andre Gurode aren't much better.

BIG for NOTHING, a phrase I learned from my father, comes to mind. Leonard Davis is carrying a lot more fat than the Caste media is willing to admit.

Did anyone else see Casey Wiegmann, who's not far from 40, dominate Dallas' sumo D-line? Russ Hochstein, a vet, was also spectacular and agile! The large Dallas defense got JACKED-UP! Oh, it was the mile high air that tripped-up these ebony titans... that will be the excuse!

The Packers' - BJ RAJI - was AWFUL and lost. He got his fat signing bonus so he's no doubt contented, even though he wasn't even close to superhuman on the freakin' college level! With all the hype he had received, it was a foregone conclusion that he was going to be drafted high. Another likely bust (in a very very long line of them) at DT/NT.

I have fallen in love with the left side of the Dolphins' line: Jake Long, Justin Smiley and the center Jake Grove. Vernon Carey is the obvious weak link at right tackle. The Giants' line is similar in that sense.



Edited by Deadlift - 06 October 2009 at 4:07pm

Superhuman Kris Jenkins is out for the season.

Apparently his knee couldn't handle his 400 pounds... who'd have thunk it? They will have to use an elephant-type dose of sedation in order to perform surgery on him. A special operating platform as well.

There is "nothing cool" about morbid obesity.

What a game of the world's best affletes tonight. What a deserving group of young gentlemen. Early in the game Brandon Marshall got a personal foul/delay of game penalty on third down for kicking the football (much like he did in practice) costing his team a first down and having to settle for a field goal. Now Knowsho Moreno carries the ball on short yardage and once again gets stuffed and then he picks up a personal foul for spiking the ball on Shawn Merriman. These guys clearly care more about trash-talking BS than they do winning.

This is getting ridiculous, to say the very least.

Even though the Cardinals refrained from drafting a horrible sumo in the first round, look who they picked up. He fits right in with all Cardinals linemen position except center. How this guy is considered an athlete is beyond me.

Jenkins is no surprise, he was too fat to begin with.

Here is Leonard Davis with all of his blubber.

Also, I looked up the current starting Eagles Offense Live. Here is what i found.

RT: Winston Justice

RG: Max Jean-Gilles

C: Jamaal Jackson

LG: Nick Cole

LT: Jason Peters

It would've been bigger except for the RT, fat ass Shawn Andrews, has a bad back, and is out for the year.
The Eagles average almost 140 lbs up front! Their combined weight is 302 pounds short of a ton!
Super obese Nick Cole will probably bust his knee this season, along with the also super obese MJG.

6'350....WOW... Somewhere Jerry Ball and Dan Saleaumua are blushing. I remember Joe Phillips who was bout 295 and he was pure muscle. In the old days a 6'350 guy would have been fined and forced to go to an eating disorder camp. The last player that I recall that did this was Gilbert Brown who supposedly went up to about 400 pounds when the Packers shipped him off to the eating disorder clinic.

I gotta say, this is one of my favorite threads. It brings a smile to my face to think of these morbidly obese sumos playing professional football, then watching them lumber around on Sundays.

Edited by TorontoArgos - 20 October 2009 at 8:08pm

Looks to be another sumo infested 2010 draft class! Here's pro football weekly's take: http://profootballweekly.com/2009/11/27/oklahomans-vie-for-top-o-line-spot

Sooners' Trent Williams is a total, slow-footed, BUM! He's going to get his NFL QB crippled... let's hope it's a quotaback!

PITTs (Panthers) Pinkston, who may not be in this year's draft, is way overrated as well.

Sumo Flozell Adams should be considered the dirtiest payer in the game. Not Harvey Dahl or Richie Incognito, his fines this year prove it! http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Flozell-Adams-shows-Saints-how-to-tackle-Marion-?urn=nfl,209990