Caste Football Looks at the 2005 Dallas Cowboys

pictured: Drew Bledsoe

(9/17/05) Bill Parcells has never been one to challenge the confines of the Caste System, which may be one reason he has been so beloved by the corporate media during his long coaching career.

After ballooning up to 20 white players last season after a long stretch as one of the blackest teams in the NFL, the Cowboys have just 16 whites this year, most of them clustered at QB, TE and LB.

After casting off Quincy Carter and going with senior citizen Vinny Testaverde at quarterback in 2004, Parcells has brought Drew Bledsoe in this year. If Bledsoe can get adequate protection he is capable of putting up big numbers, even if it is mostly in the form of a lot more short- and medium-range passes than he used to throw in Buffalo.

Tony Romo and Drew Henson are the other two quarterbacks. The talented Henson is apparently not a “Parcells guy,” whatever that is, and could be on his way out.

Tight end Jason Witten had a huge year in 2004, falling just 20 yards short of becoming the first white tight end to have 1,000 yards receiving since Mark Bavaro in 1986. Dan Campbell and Brett Pierce back up Witten.

Rookie Rob Petitti out of Pitt opens the season as the starting right tackle. Al Johnson is the starting center.

Guards Ben Noll and Stephen Peterman are the only white backup o-linemen.

The Cowboys are back to their traditional all-black starting defense for 2005. Safety Lynn Scott was starting near the end of ’04 but was waived in the pre-season along with safety Rich Coady.

Safety Derek Pagel is listed on the team’s roster but not on the depth chart, making it likely he’ll be the next white safety purged by Parcells.

There are four backup white linebackers to open the season — Jon Condo, Ryan Fowler, Scott Fujita, and Scott Shanle.

NUMBER OF WHITE STARTERS: 4

APPROXIMATE NUMBER OF WHITE PLAYERS ON 53-MAN ROSTER: 16

GRADE: F

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